DenisDFat

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DenisDFat, the self-proclaimed "King Awesome", joined CAG on November 15, 2003 and continued posting until April 15, 2005. "DDF" was infamous for his "(thread subject) sucks" comments, as well as his kicking over the magazine rack thread. Never shy of expressing his opinion on any matter, DDF often thread crapped in any thread he possibly could. Here are a few examples:

In a thread about prom, DDF replied: "prom sucks'.

In a thread titled "RE4 vs God of War, he simply replied "both games suck to death".

In this topic about Rare, DDF provided us with the more in depth response, "rare has always and will always suck".

When trying to answer a fellow CAG's questions concerning Resident Evil 4, he calmly answered each and every one of them, with "1. no, the game sucks. 2. no, the game sucks. 3. no, the game sucks. 4. no, the game sucks. 5. no, the game sucks."

In a post-movie discussion about Pixar's The Incredibles film, DDF's analysis concluded that, in his own opinion, "pixar sucks,".

1 Signature
2 The End (on CAG)
3 Current Status
4 CAG links

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Signature

DenisDFat's signature included a list of all things that he thought sucked:

Things that suck: Fisrt person Shooters, Stealth, metal Gear, Silicon Knights, Realism, Final Fantasy 6, 7, 8, 10, 10-2, CC, Metroid Prime, Ketchup, Mayonaisse, pickles, vinegar, Electronic Arts, Sports games, Sega sports, Sonic, ham, Retro, Walgreens, "mature" games, Superficial women, meatloaf, the matrix, Racing games, hot dogs, eggs, mustard, lettuce, peppers, beans, alchohol, your mother, ocarina of time, blondes, sunshine, Cornfedwb, 3d platformers, DiGiorno pizza, pics of Olimario's dong on the internet

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The End (on CAG)

Towards the end of DenisDFat's stay, he kept insisting that he would become a moderator and ban every CAG that, to him, "sucks".
However, when CheapAssGamer.com revamped their site, it was included with several new features. One of these new features was the addition of an Ignore list, so that every user could ignore posts by any other user they selected to ignore. Defender made strong notice to this feature when he started his own thread, informing other members how to ignore DenisDFat. DDF responded with his own tirade, but ultimately fell under Defender's tight grasp and legions of supporters. With no one left to read his responses, DenisDFat self-banned himself from CheapAssGamer.com, and hasn't been heard from since. Sucks, don't it?

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Current Status

DenisDFat can still be seen around the 'net. He is an active commenter on Wired's Game|Life blog, still posting short, negative comments in the style of his posts on CAG.

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